Bacon

Bacon is evil. She tries to drink all the water in the universe and...uh...urinate...all of it out. Err... Anyways, enough about pee. Bacon is trying to suck up all the plants and water and turn the world into a barren wasteland. We need to stop her...via tickling. Yeah. She doesn't like pets and squeaks angrily whenever you pet her. Another thing to do is rub her teeth. She falls asleep or drools on you when you do it.